It was...
A book?
Why sharp? ...Hasn't anyone ever gotten a paper cut around here?
Why dangerous?
Well.
A book, especially when written by one's favorite author, can be very influential to the mind.
DORAEMON, the boy obsessed with... well, Doraemon, his favorite book was... Um. Doraemon volume 1? That was the original and best volume, in his opinion, and the Smart Girl was holding the FIRST EDITION!
DORAEMON freaked out, running around the room, screaming his little blue robot cat head off.
He stopped, wheeled around to face the Smart Girl, and slowly took a step forward.
Another step. Oh my God oh my God
Another. Holy shit holy shit
And another. Dear Lord dear Lord
And another, and he was about to touch it. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
He touched the spine. Aaaaaaaaaaahhh... I've waited my entire life for this...
His other hand touched it. It's a heart's desire fulfilled...
He took it in his hands. I can die now, as a happy robot cat...
And it exploded. WTF????
The robot cat was on the floor, twitching as the last circuit of electricity ran through his headless body, and he lay still.
He was dead, and from his severed neck spilled electric sparks, wires, circuit boards, and grossest of all, a dead cat, complete with bluish frizzled fur.
The class reacted again.
Some laughed, some cried, some poked the body, some hugged themselves, some screamed, some fainted, some fell asleep, some blinked, some stared blankly, some stared coldly, some stared stunned, some kicked the body, some just had no reaction at all (aka the Smart Girl), some -
I guess there were only 13 of them.
The class was silent.
The person dressed in black scuttled in again, dragging away the body, getting electrocuted once along the way.
The class almost settled down, chills running up and down their backs. They were quite dumb, and didn't suspect the Smart Girl at all.
Unlucky for them, because the Smart Girl was about to kill someone else.
She pulled something else out from under her desk.
Something sharp... Something made of the hardest material in the world...
It was...
3 comments:
is this going to go on until everyone dies, cuz no offence it REALLY UNINTERESTING.
LOL
I LOVE IT.
But you're SO ANNOYING!! For each one you're like....something shiny....something sharp.....a TOOTHPICK???? lol that's pretty likely. XD write more!
what's wrong with reading about people dying? that's the whole fun of it.
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